Avalanche bye-week mega roundup thread

How’s everybody doing out there? Remember we used to have a thing called “Avalanche hockey?” I know, I know. Seems like a long time ago to me, too.

We have today (Monday) and two more full days to go before we get to see and hear from Avalanche players again. I hope all of you Avs junkies have found other ways to fruitfully pass the time. Me? I did catch up on a bit of reading (there are only about 15 books on my still-to-read dusty nightstand now, instead of 17).